Where’sMyRolex???!!!!!

AlawyeropenedthedoorofhisBMW,whensuddenlyacarcamealongandhitthedoor,rippingitoffcompletely.Whenthepolicearrivedatthescene,thelawyerwascomplainingbitterlyaboutthedamagetohispreciousBMW.Officer,lookwhatthey'vedonetomyBeeeemer!!!,hewhined.Youlawyersaresomaterialistic,youmakemesick!!!retortedtheofficer,You'resoworriedaboutyourstupidBMW,thatyoudidn'tevennoticethatyourleftarmwasrippedoff!!!Ohmygaaad....,repliedthelawyer,finallynoticingthebloodyleftshoulderwherehisarmoncewas,Where'smyRolex???!!!!!