MexicanBandit

AMexicanbanditmadeaspecialtyofcrossingtheRioGrandefromtimetotimeandrobbingbanksinTexas.Finally,arewardwasofferedforhiscapture,andanenterprisingTexasrangerdecidedtotrackhimdown.Afteralengthysearch,hetracedthebandittohisfavoritecantina,snuckupbehindhim,puthistrustysix-shootertothebandit'shead,andsaid,You'reunderarrest.TellmewhereyouhidthelootorI'llblowyourbrainsout.Butthebanditdidn'tspeakEnglish,andtheRangerdidn'tspeakSpanish.Fortunately,abilinguallawyerwasinthesaloonandtranslatedtheRanger'smessage.Theterrifiedbanditblurtedout,inSpanish,thatthelootwasburiedundertheoaktreeinbackofthecantina.Whatdidhesay?askedtheRanger.Thelawyeranswered,Hesaid'Screwyou,Asshole.Youwouldn'tdareshootme.'