Theprofessorofacontractlawclassaskedoneofhisbetterstudents,Ifyouweretogivesomeoneanorange,howwouldyougoaboutit?Thestudentreplied,Here'sanorange.Theprofessorwasoutraged.No!No!Thinklikealawyer!Thestudentthenreplied,Okay.I'dtellhim`Iherebygiveandconveytoyouallandsingular,myestateandinterests,rights,claim,title,claimandadvantagesofandin,saidorange,togetherwithallitsrind,juice,pulp,andseeds,andallrightsandadvantageswithfullpowertobite,cut,freezeandotherwiseeat,thesame,orgivethesameawaywithandwithoutthepulp,juice,rindandseeds,anythinghereinbeforeorhereinafterorinanydeed,ordeeds,instrumentsofwhatevernatureorkindwhatsoevertothecontraryinanywisenotwithstanding...'
Whenthemaninthestreetsays:Ifitain'tbroke,don'tfixit,thelawyerwrites:Insofarasmanifestationsoffunctionaldeficienciesareagreedbyanyandallconcernedpartiestobeimperceivable,andaresostipulated,itisincumbentuponsaidheretoforementionedpartiestoexercisethedefermentofotherwisepertinentmaintenanceprocedures.