Itonlytakesonetochangeyourbulb...tohis.
Two.Onetochangeitandonetokeepinterrupting
bystandingupandshoutingObjection!
Three.Onetodoitandtwotosuehimformalpractice.
Three.Onetoturnthebulb,onetoshakehimoffthe
ladder,andthethirdtosuetheladdercompany.
Three.Onetosuethepowercompanyforinsufficientlysupplying
power,ornegligentfailuretopreventthesurgethatmadethebulb
burnoutinthefirstplace,onetosuetheelectricianwhowired
thehouse,andonetosuethebulbmanufacturers.
Fiftyfour.Eighttoargue,onetogetacontinuance,onetoobject,
onetodemur,twotoresearchprecedents,onetodictatealetter,
onetostipulate,fivetoturnintheirtimecards,onetodepose,one
towriteinterrogatories,twotosettle,onetoorderasecretaryto
changethebulb,andtwenty-eighttobillforprofessionalservices.
Howmanylawyersdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
None,lawyersonlyscrewus.
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