WhereisJesustoday?

ASundaySchoolteacherofpre-schoolerswasconcernedthathisstudentsmightbealittleconfusedaboutJesusChristbecauseoftheChristmasseasonemphasisonHisbirth.HewantedtomakesuretheyunderstoodthatthebirthofJesusoccurredalongtimeago,thatHegrewup,etc.Soheaskedhisclass,WhereisJesustoday?Stevenraisedhishandandsaid,He'sinheaven.Marywascalledonandanswered,He'sinmyheart.LittleJohnny,wavinghishandfuriously,blurtedout,Iknow!Iknow!He'sinourbathroom!!!Thewholeclassgotveryquiet,lookedattheteacher,andwaitedforaresponse.Theteacherwascompletelyatalossforafewverylongseconds.HefinallygatheredhiswitsandaskedLittleJohnnyhowheknewthis.AndLittleJohnnysaid,Well...everymorning,myfathergetsup,bangsonthebathroomdoor,andyells'JesusChrist,areyoustillinthere?'!