Beautiful!

Oneday,duringalessononpropergrammar,theteacheraskedforashowofhandsforwhocouldusethewordbeautifulinthesamesentencetwice.First,shecalledonlittleSuzie,whorespondedwith,Myfatherboughtmymotherabeautifuldressandshelookedbeautifulinit.Verygood,Suzie,repliedtheteacher.ShethencalledonlittleMichael.Mymommyplannedabeautifulbanquetanditturnedoutbeautifully,hesaid.Excellent,Michael!Then,theteachercalledonLittleJohnny.Lastnight,atthedinnertable,mysistertoldmyfatherthatshewaspregnant,andhesaid,'Beautiful,fuckingbeautiful!'