Theytakethepsychopath.
Howdoyougetholywater?
Boilthehelloutofit.
WhatdoEskimosgetfromsittingontheicetoolong?
Polaroids.
Whatdoprisonersusetocalleachother?
Cellphones.
Whatdoyoucallaboomerangthatdoesn'twork?
Astick.
Whatdoyoucallcheesethatisn'tyours?
NachoCheese.
WhatdoyoucallSanta'shelpers?
SubordinateClauses.
Whatdoyoucallfourbullfightersinquicksand?
Quatrosinko.
Whatdoyougetfromapamperedcow?
Spoiledmilk.
Whatdoyougetwhenyoucrossasnowmanwithavampire?
Frostbite.
Whathasfourlegs,isbig,green,fuzzy,
andifitfelloutofatreewouldkillyou?
Apooltable.
Whatisazebra?
26sizeslargerthananAbra.
Whatliesatthebottomoftheoceanandtwitches?
Anervouswreck.
What'sthedifferencebetweenanoral
thermometerandarectalthermometer?
Thetaste.
What'sthedifferencebetweenroastbeefandpeasoup?
Anyonecanroastbeef.
Wheredoyoufindanoleggeddog?
Rightwhereyoulefthim.
Wheredoyougetvirginwoolfrom?
Uglysheep.
WhyaretheresomanyJohnsonsinthephonebook?
Theyallhavephones.
Whydobagpiperswalkwhentheyplay?
They'retryingtogetawayfromthenoise.
Whydogorillashavebignostrils?
Becausetheyhavebigfingers.
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