嬉笑之中仍然可以看到作者那庄严赤诚的灵魂。也许幽默的痛苦并不比痛苦的痛苦弱。
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Malevs.FemaleVocabulary

THINGY(thing-ee)n.
female:Anypartunderacar'shood.
male:Thestrapfasteneronawoman'sbra.

VULNERABLE(vul-ne-ra-bel)adj.
female:Fullyopeningupone'sselfemotionallytoanother.
male:Playingfootballwithoutahelmet.

COMMUNICATION(ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
female:Theopensharingofthoughtsandfeelingswithone'spartner.
male:Scratchingoutanotebeforesuddenlytakingoffforaweekendwiththeboys.

BUTT(but)n
female:Thebodypartthateveryitemofclothingmanufacturedmakeslookbigger.
male:Whatyouslapwhensomeone'sscoredatouchdown,homerun,orgoal.
Alsogoodformooning.

COMMITMENT(ko-mit-ment)n
female:Adesiretogetmarriedandraiseafamily.
male:Nottryingtopickupotherwomenwhileoutwithone'sgirlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT(en-ter-tayn-ment)n.
female:Agoodmovie,concert,playorbook.
male:Anythingthatcanbedonewhiledrinking

FLATULENCE(flach-u-lens)n.
female:Anembarrassingby-productofdigestion.
male:Anendlesssourceofentertainment,self-expressionandmale
bonding.

REMOTECONTROL(ri-mohtkon-trohl)n
female:AdeviceforchangingfromoneTVchanneltoanother.
male:Adeviceforscanningthroughall75channelsevery21/2minutes.
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