Ifquittersneverwin,andwinnersneverquit,whatfoolcameupwith,Quitwhileyou'reahead?
Iwasthinkingthatwomenshouldputpicturesofmissinghusbandsonbeercans.
IthoughtabouthowmothersfeedtheirbabieswithlittletinyspoonsandforkssoIwonderwhatChinesemothersuse.Perhapstoothpicks?
Employmentapplicationblanksalwaysaskwhoistobenotifiedincaseofanemergency.Ithinkyoushouldwrite...AGoodDoctor.
Beforetheyinventeddrawingboards,whatdidtheygobackto?
HowdoIsetmylaserprinteronstun?
Howisitpossibletohaveacivilwar?
Ifalltheworldisastage,whereistheaudiencesitting?
Ifloveisblind,whyislingeriesopopular?
Ifyouatepastaandantipasto,wouldyoustillbehungry?
Ifyoutrytofail,andsucceed,whichhaveyoudone?
Isacastratedpigdisgruntled?
Whyarehemorrhoidscalledhemorrhoidsinsteadofasteroids?
Whyisitcalledtouristseasonifwecan'tshootatthem?
Whyisthealphabetinthatorder?Isitbecauseofthatsong?
Wherearewegoing?Andwhat'swiththishandbasket?
Iftheblackboxflightrecorderisneverdamagedduringaplanecrash,whyisn'tthewholeairplanemadeoutofthestuff?
Whyisthereanexpirationdateonsourcream?
Ifmostcaraccidentsoccurwithinfivemilesofhome,whydoesn'teveryonejustmove10milesaway?
Whosecruelideawasitforthewordlisptohaveansinit?
Sincelighttravelsfasterthansound,isn'tthatwhysomepeopleappearbrightuntilyouhearthemspeak?
Ifit'szerodegreesoutsidetoday,andit'ssupposedtobetwiceascoldtomorrow,howcoldisitgoingtobe?
Whydoyoupressharderonaremotecontrolwhenyouknowthebatteryisdead?
Whydobankschargeyouanonsufficientfundsfeeonmoneytheyalreadyknowyoudon'thave?
Doesthereversesidealsohaveareverseside?
Iftheuniverseiseverything,andscientistssaythattheuniverseisexpanding,whatisitexpandinginto?
Ifatreefallsintheforest,andnooneisaroundtoseeit,dotheothertreesmakefunofit?
Whyisacarrotmoreorangethananorange?
Whyarethere5syllablesinthewordmonosyllabic?
WhydotheycallittheDepartmentofInteriorwhentheyareinchargeofeverythingoutdoors?
Whydoscientistscallitresearchwhenlookingforsomethingnew?
Whyisitthatwhenadoorisopen,it'sajar-butwhenajarisopen,it'snotadoor?
Howmuchdeeperwouldtheoceanbeifspongesdidn'tgrowinit?
Whydowewashbathtowels?Aren'twecleanwhenweusethem?
Whydoweputsuitsinagarmentbagandputgarmentsinasuitcase?
DoRomanparamedicsrefertoIV'sas4's?
Whatdolittlebirdiesseewhentheygetknockedunconscious?
Shouldyoutrustastockbrokerwho'smarriedtoatravelagent?
Isbonelesschickenconsideredtobeaninvertebrate?
Domarriedpeoplelivelongerthansinglepeopledo,ordoesitjustSEEMlonger?
Ifallthosepsychicsknowthewinninglotterynumbers,whyaretheyallstillworking?
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