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if(youlikeher)
{
ifyoulike朦胧
{
keeponthisstate;
givehersomeencourage(implytoo);
}
else
begindoingit;
}
else
{
VERIFY(youthinkit'sabigblockoffatmeatjumpintoyourmouth);
if(youareseriousinloveenough)
saybye-bye
elseif(youarethirstyenough&&youdon'tcareaboutposiblityofhurther)
{
say(Iloveyou,too);
do(whatyouneed);
say(bye-bye);
}
else
{
sayIjustlikeyoualittle,youarecharmful;
while(apply(todosomething)==TRUE)
do;
saybye-bye;
}
}
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