Thisweek,allourofficephoneswentdeadandIhadtocontactthetelephonerepairpeople.Theypromisedtobeoutbetween8:00a.m.and7:00p.m.WhenIaskediftheycouldgivemeasmallertimewindow,thepleasantgentlemanasked,Wouldyoulikeustocallyoubeforewecome?IrepliedthatIdidn'tseehowhewouldbeabletodothat,sinceourphonesweren'tworking.Healsorequestedthatwereportfutureoutagesbyemail(DoesYOURemailworkwithoutatelephoneline?).
IDIOTSATWORK:
IwassigningthereceiptformycreditcardpurchasewhentheclerkNoticedIhadneversignedmynameonthebackofthecreditcard.Sheinformedmethatshecouldnotcompletethetransactionunlessthecardwassigned.WhenIaskedwhy,sheexplainedthatitwasnecessarytocomparethesignatureIhadjustsignedonthereceipt.SoIsignedthecreditcardinfrontofher.ShecarefullycomparedthesignaturetotheoneIhadjustsignedonthereceipt.Asluckwouldhaveit,theymatched.
IDIOTSINTHENEIGHBORHOOD:
Iliveinasemi-ruralarea.WerecentlyhadanewneighborcallthelocaltownshipadministrativeofficetorequesttheremovaloftheDeerCrossingsignonourroad.Thereason:toomanydeerwerebeinghitbyCarsandhedidn'twantthemtocrossthereanymore.
IDIOTSIGHTING#1:
Iwasattheairport,checkinginatthegatewhenanairportemployeeasked,Hasanyoneputanythinginyourbaggagewithoutyourknowledge?TowhichIreplied,Ifitwaswithoutmyknowledge,howwouldIknow?Hesmiledknowinglyandnodded,That'swhyweask.
IDIOTSIGHTING#2:
Atagood-byeluncheonforanoldanddearcoworkerwhoisleavingthecompanydueto'downsizing,ourmanagercommentedcheerfully,thisisfun!.Weshoulddothismoreoften.Notawordwasspoken.Wealljustlookedateachotherwiththatdeer-in-the-headlightsstare.
IDIOTSIGHTING#3:
Iworkwithanindividualwhopluggedherpowerstripbackintoitselfandforthelifeofhercouldn'tunderstandwhyhersystemwouldnotturnon.
IDIOTSIGHTING#4:
WhenmyhusbandandIarrivedatanautomobiledealershiptopickupourcar,weweretoldthekeyshadbeenlockedinit.Wewenttotheservicedepartmentandfoundamechanicworkingfeverishlytounlockthedriver'ssidedoor.AsIwatchedfromthepassengerside,Iinstinctivelytriedthedoorhandleanddiscoveredthatitwasunlocked.Hey,Iannouncedtothetechnician,it'sopen!Towhichhereplied,Iknow-Ialreadygotthatside.
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