myhusbandcompanywhileIgoforaswim?
Oh,look,thatwomanandIhavethesamedresson!IthinkI'llgo
introducemyself!
Hisnewgirlfriendisthinnerandbetter-lookingthanIam,andI'm
happyforthemboth.
Ifhedoesn'tletmeholdtheremote,Igetallmoody.
HeearnedmorethanIdo,soIbrokeupwithhim.
I'msickofdatingdoctorsandlawyers!Givemeagoodold-fashioned
waiterwithaheartofgoldanyday!
We'reredecoratingthebedroom,andhekeepsbuggingmetohelphim
withthecolorchoices!
Hetalksourrelationshiptodeath!It'smakingmecrazy!
Why
Ijustrealized--mybuttdoesn'tlookfatinthis--mybutt*is*fat!
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