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TheBabyQuiz

Q:I'mtwomonthspregnantnow.Whenwillmybabymove?
A:Withanyluck,rightafterhefinishescollege.

Q:HowwillIknowifmyvomitingismorningsicknessortheflu?
A:Ifit'stheflu,you'llgetbetter.

Q:Whatisthemostcommonpregnancycraving?
A:Formentobetheoneswhogetpregnant.

Q:Whatisthemostreliablemethodtodetermineababy'ssex?
A:Childbirth.

Q:ThemorepregnantIget,themoreoftenstrangerssmileatme.Why?
A:'Causeyou'refatterthantheyare.

Q:Mywifeisfivemonthspregnantandsomoodythatsometimesshe'sborderlineirrational.
A:Sowhat'syourquestion?

Q:Howlongistheaveragewomaninlabor?
A:Whatevershesaysdividedbytwo.

Q:Mychildbirthinstructorsaysit'snotpainI'llfeelduringlabor,butpressure.Issheright?
A:Yes,inthesamewaythatatornadomightbecalledanaircurrent.

Q:IsthereanyreasonIhavetobeinthedeliveryroomwhilemywifeisinlabor?
A:Notunlessthewordalimonymeansanythingtoyou.

Q:Doespregnancycausehemorrhoids?
A:Pregnancycausesanythingyouwanttoblameitfor.

Q:DoIhavetohaveababyshower?
A:Notifyouchangethebaby'sdiaperveryquickly.

Q:Ourbabywasbornlastweek.Whenwillmywifebegintofeelandactnormalagain?
A:Whenthekidsareincollege.

Q:ShouldIhaveababyafter35?
A:No,35childrenisenough.
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