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HowtouseanATMmachine...

MALEPROCEDURE
1.Driveuptocashmachine.
2.Winddownyourcarwindow
3.InsertcardintomachineandenterPIN
4.Enteramountofcashrequiredandwithdraw
5.Retrievecard,cashandreceipt
6.Windupwindow
7.Driveoff.

FEMALEPROCEDURE
1.Driveuptocashmachine
2.Reversebacktherequiredamounttoaligncarwindowtomachine
3.Re-startstalledengine
4.Winddownthewindow
5.Findhandbag,removeallcontentsontopassengerseattolocatecard
6.Locatemake-upbagandcheckmake-upinrearviewmirror
7.Attempttoinsertcardintomachine
8.Opencardoortoalloweasieraccesstomachineduetoitsexcessivedistancefromcar
9.Insertcard
10.Re-insertcardtherightwayup
11.Re-enterhandbagtofinddiarywithyourPINwrittenontheinsidebackpage
12.EnterPIN
13.Presscancelandre-entercorrectPIN
14.Enteramountofcashrequired
15.Re-checkmake-upinrearviewmirror
16.Retrievecashandreceipt
17.Emptyhandbagagaintolocatepurseandputcashinside
18.Placereceiptinbackofchequebook
19.Re-checkmake-upagain
20.Driveforwardtwometres
21.Reversebacktocashmachine
22.Retrievecard
23.Re-emptyhandbag,locatecardholderandplacecardintotheslotprovided
24.Re-checkmake-up
25.Re-startstalledengineandmoveoff
26.Drivefor3-4miles
27.Releasehandbrake
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