2.Whenaskedifsomethingisbotheringyou,youreplyno.
Thengetmadwhenyouarebelieved.
3.Becomeattractedtosomeonebecauseheisoutgoingandlovesparties,
startdatinghimandimmediatelyexpecthimtostopthisbehavior.
4.Alwaystakeanhourlongerthanpromisedtopreparefortheevening.
5.Whine.
6.Ifyouaretryingtosleep,it'sbecauseyou'reexhaustedfromyour
almostsuper-humanlevelofdailyachievement;ifheistryingto
sleep,it'sbecauseheislazy.
7.Ifhepaysattentiontoyou,heissmotheringyou.
8.Ifhegivesyouspace,heisignoringyou.
9.Demandtobetreatedasanequalineverything.Exceptwhenpaying
formeals,planetickets,concerts,beers,etc.Thesearerequired
giftsprovinghislove.
10.DeclarePMSatanygiventime.Ifheisknowledgeableaboutyourcycle,
tellhimyou'reirregularfromallofthestressofyourlife.
11.Rememberthatanywomanwhosomuchaslooksatyourboyfriend
mustbelabeledawhoreandyournetworkoffriendsmustbeinformed
immediatelytospreadthisasquicklyaspossible.
12.Makehislifemiserablebymakinghimfeelguiltyabout
doinganythingotherthancateringtoyourneeds.
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