sheeatsWheatThicks.
peoplejogaroundherforexercise.
shewenttothemoviesandsatnexttoeveryone.
shehasbeendeclaredanaturalhabitatforCondors.
whenshesitsintheclassroom,shesitsbesideeverybody.
shewasfloatingintheoceanandspainclaimedherforthenewworld.
sheputonaredteeshirtandallthelittlekidssaidKool-Aid,Kool-Aid.
theywroteabookabouther,ItwascalledMobyDick.
shelayonthebeachandpeoplerunaroundyellingFreeWilly.
shegoestoaresturant,looksatthemenuandsaysokay!
whenshewearsayellowraincoat,peoplesaidTaxi!
shehadtogotoSeaWorldtogetbaptized
shegottoironherpantsonthedriveway
sheputonherlipstickwithapaint-roller
whenshetrippedoveron4thAve,shelandedon12th
whenshebungeejumps,shebringsdownthebridgetoo
thehighwaypatrolmadeherwearCaution!WideTurn
whenshesitsaroundthehouse,sheSITSAROUNDTHEHOUSE!
whenshestepsonascale,itreadoneatatime,please
shefellinloveandbrokeit.
whenshegetsonthescaleitsaystobecontinued.
whenshegetsonthescaleitsayswedon'tdolivestock.
hernecklookslikeapairofhotdogs!
she'sgotherownareacode!
shelookslikeshe'ssmugglingaVolkswagen!
Godcouldn'tlightEarthtillshemoved!
NASAhastoorbitasatellitearoundher!
whenevershegoestothebeachthetidecomesin!
whensheplayshopscotch,shegoesNewYork,L.A.,Chicago...
she'sgotAmtrakwrittenonherleg.
evenBillGatescouldn'tpayforherliposuction!
Ihadtotakeatrainandtwobusesjusttogetonthebitch'sgoodside!
shewakesupinsections!
whenshegoestoanamusementpark,peopletrytorideHER!
shesatonaquarterandaboogershotoutofGeorgeWashington'snose.
whensheliesonthebeachnooneelsegetssun!
shejumpedupintheairandgotstuck!
shegotmorechinsthanaChinesephonebook!
thatherseniorpictureshadtobearialviews!
she'sonbothsidesofthefamily!
everytimeshewalksinhighheels,shestrikesoil!
shefellandmadetheGrandCanyon!
shesatonthebeachandGreenpeacethrewherin!
thatwhenshehaulsass,shehastomaketwotrips!
evenherclotheshavestretchmarks!
shehasawoodenlegwithakickstand!
whensheridesinahotairballoon,itlookslikeshe'swearintights!
shegothitbyaparkedcar!
theyhavetogreasethebathtubtogetherout!
shehasaruninherblue-jeans!
theyusetheelasticinherunderwearforbungeejumping
whentheyusedherunderwearelasticforbungeejumping,theyhittheground.
shehastobuytwoairlinetickets.
sheinfluencesthetides.
thatwhenItriedtodrivearoundherIranoutofgas.
theanimalsatthezoofeedher.
shewasbaptizedatMarineWorld.
whenshedancesataconcertthewholebandskips.
shestandsintwotimezones.
setsoffcaralarmswhensheruns.
shecantreachherbackpocket.
whenshewearsaMalcomnXT-shirt,helicopterstrytolandonherback!
sheusesredwoodstopickherteeth
shesteppedonarainbowandmadeSkittles.
shehoola-hoopedthesuperbowl.
whenshegothitbyabus,shesaid,Whothrewthatrock?
whenshestandsinaleft-turnlaneitgivesherthegreenarrow!
thatwhenwhewasborn,shegavethehospitalstretchmarks.
theNationalWeatherAgencyhastoassignnamestoherfarts!
wewenttothedrive-inanddidn'thavetopaybecausewedressedherasaChevrolet.
shewasMissArizona--classBattleship
sheaccidentlygota747caughtinherteeth
toherlightfoodmeansunder4Tons
TheHimalayasarepracticesrunstoprepareforher
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