YourDogisdead

Aladyrushesintotheveterinarianandscreams,IfoundmydogunconsciousandIcan'twakehim--dosomething.Thevetlaysthedogontheexaminationtableandafterafewsimpletestshesays,I'msorry,Idon'tfeelapulse,I'mafraidyourdogisdead.Theladycan'tacceptthisandsays,No,no,hecan'tbedead--dosomethingelse.So,thevetgoesintotheotherroom,andcomesbackwithaLabradorretriever.Thedogjumpsuponthetableandsniffstheotherdogfromheadtotoe.Itsniffsandsniffsupanddownthedog,thenallofasuddenjuststopsandjumpsoffthetableandleaves.Thevetsays,I'mverysorrylady,yourdogisdead.No,no,hecan'tbedead--dosomethingelse...PLEASEtheladycries.Sothevetgoesintoanotherroom,andcomesbackwithalittlecat.Thecatjumpsuponthetableandstartssniffingthedogfromheadtotoe.Itsniffsandsniffsupanddownthedog,thenallofasuddenjuststopsandjumpsoffthetableandleaves.Well,thatconfirmsit,thevetsays,yourdogisdead.Theladyisveryupsetbutfinallysettlesdown.Okay,Iguessyou'reright.HowmuchdoIoweyou?Thevetsays,Thatwillbe$340.Theladyhasafitandasks,Whyisitsomuch?Afterallyoudidn'tdoanythingforthedog.Well,thevetreplied,it's$40fortheofficevisitand$300fortheLABTESTandCATSCAN!