Shingles

Afellowwalkedintoadoctor'sofficeandthereceptionistaskedhimwhathehad.Hesaid,Shingles.Soshetookdownhisname,address,medicalinsurancenumberandtoldhimtohaveaseat.Afewminuteslateranurse'saidcameoutandaskedhimwhathehad.Hesaid,Shingles.Soshetookdownhisheight,weight,acompletemedicalhistoryandtoldhimtowaitintheexaminingroom.Tenminuteslateranursecameinandaskedhimwhathehad.Hesaid,Shingles.Soshegavehimabloodtest,abloodpressuretest,anelectrocardiogram,toldhimtotakeoffallhisclothesandwaitforthedoctor.Fifteenminuteslaterthedoctorcameinandaskedhimwhathehad.Hesaid,Shingles.Thedoctorsaid,Where?Hesaid,Outsideinthetruck.Wheredoyouwantthem?