2.Sorry,Officer,Ididn'trealizemyradardetectorwasn'tpluggedin.
3.Aren'tyoutheguyfromtheVillagePeople?
4.Hey,youmust'vebeendoin'about125mphtokeepupwithme.Goodjob!
5.AreYouAndyorBarney?
6.Ithoughtyouhadtobeinrelativelygoodphysicalconditiontobeapoliceofficer.
7.You'renotgonnacheckthetrunk,areyou?
8.Ipayyoursalary!
9.Gee,Officer!That'sterrific.Thelastofficeronlygavemeawarning,too!
10.WhentheOfficersaysGeeSon....Youreyeslookred,haveyoubeendrinking?Youprobablyshouldn'trespondwith,GeeOfficeryoureyeslookglazed,haveyoubeeneatingdoughnuts?
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