2.Hasanybodyseenthesideburntrimmer?
3.Cometothinkofit,I'llhaveaHeineken.
4.Youcan'tfeedthattothedog.
5.That'senoughketchuponthoseeggs.
6.Nokidsinthebackofthepickup!
7.Wrasslin'sfake.
8.ThatCivilWardocumentarywasexcellent.
9.Thataroma?I'mbakingfreshbagels.
10.I'vegotaproblemwithpeoplewhostillflytheConfederateflag.
11.Herearemykeys,I'mtoodrunktodrive.
12.Baby...Thosejeansaretootight.
13.Don'ttieitontopofthecar.
14.Givemethesmallbagofporkrinds.
15.Trimthefatoffthatsteak.
16.Why'dyoucutthesleevesoffyourt-shirt?
17.Don'tsprayprimerthere...
18.Putthatdogonaleash!
19.NewYorkCity'sanidealplacetovacation.
20.MymobilehomeiscleanANDstormproof.
21.Thoseshortsoughttobealittlelonger,Darla.
22.Iwouldn'tdriveanAmericanmakeifyoupaidme.
23.Iain'tridingwithyouunlessbothheadlightswork.
24.It'sJanuary,taketheChristmaslightsdown.
25.Checkmate!
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