Translated:Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected
withit,andyouhavenochanceatallofmakingitlogical.
CANIHELPWITHDINNER?
Translated:Whyisn'titalreadyonthetable?
UHHUH,SURE,HONEY,ORYES,DEAR
Translated:Absolutelynothing.It'saconditionedresponse.
ITWOULDTAKETOOLONGTOEXPLAIN
Translated:Ihavenoideahowitworks.
IWASLISTENINGTOYOU.IT'SJUST
THATIHAVETHINGSONMYMIND.
Translated:Thatgirlstandingonthe
cornerisarealbabe.
TAKEABREAKHONEY,YOU'REWORKINGTOOHARD.
Translated:Ican'thearthegameoverthevacuumcleaner.
THAT'SINTERESTING,DEAR.
Translated:Areyoustilltalking?
YOUKNOWHOWBADMYMEMORYIS.
Translated:Irememberthethemesongto'FTroop',the
addressofthefirstgirlIeverkissed,andthevehicle
identificationnumbersofeverycarI'veever
owned,butIforgotyourbirthday.
IWASJUSTTHINKINGABOUTYOU,
ANDGOTYOUTHESEROSES.
Translated:Thegirlsellingthemonthe
cornerwasarealbabe.
OH,DON'TFUSS-IJUSTCUTMYSELF,
IT'SNOBIGDEAL.
Translated:Ihaveactuallyseveredalimb,
butwillbleedtodeathbeforeIadmitthatI'mhurt.
ICAN'TFINDIT.
Translated:Itdidn'tfallintomyoutstretched
hands,soI'mcompletelyclueless.
WHATDIDIDOTHISTIME?
Translated:Whatdidyoucatchmeat?
IHEARDYOU.
Translated:Ihaven'tthefoggiestcluewhat
youjustsaid,andamhopingdesperatelythatIcanfakeit
wellenoughsothatyoudon'tspendthenextthreedaysyellingatme.
YOUKNOWICOULDNEVERLOVEANYONEELSE.
Translated:Iamusedtothewayyouyellatme,
andrealizeitcouldbeworse.
YOULOOKTERRIFIC.
Translated:Oh,God,pleasedon'ttryonone
moreoutfit,I'mstarving.
I'MNOTLOST.IKNOWEXACTLYWHEREWEARE.
Translated:Noonewilleverseeusaliveagain.
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