GreenSideUp!

Apaintingcotractorwasspeakingtoawomanaboutajob.Shesadshewantedthefirstroomapaleblue.Hewroteitdown,wenttothewindowopeneditandyelledGREENSIDEUP.Theywalkedintothesecondroomandshesaidshewanteditasoftyellowcolor.Hewrotethatdown,wenttothewindowopeneditandyelled,GREENSIDEUP.Thewomanwascuriousbutdidn'tsayanything.Theywalkedintothethirdroomandshesaidshewantedawarmrosecolor.Thepainterwrotethatdownandwenttothewindowandopenedit,heyelledGREENSIDEUP.Finallythewomanasked,whydoyoukeepyellingthatoutthewindow?I'msorry,hereplied,butIhaveacrewofblondeslayingsodacrossthestreet.