TheotherdayIwenttothelocalChristianbookstoreandsawaHonkifyouloveJesusbumpersticker.Iwasfeelingparticularlysassythatday,becauseIhadjustcomefromathrillingchoirperformance,followedbyathunderousprayermeeting.SoIboughtthestickerandputitonmybumper.
BoyI'mgladIdid,whatanupliftingexperiencethatfollowed!Iwasstoppedataredlightatabusyintersection,justlostinthoughtaboutthelordandhowgoodheis...andIdidn'tnoticethatthelighthadchanged.ItisagoodthingthatsomeoneelselovedJesusbecauseifhehadn'thonkedI'dneverhavenoticed!IfoundlotsofpeoplelovedJesus!
Why,whileIwassittingthere,theguybehindstartedhonkinglikecrazy,AndthenheleanedouthiswindowandscreamedFORTHELOVEOFGOD!GO!GO!JesusChrist!GO!GO!WhatanexuberantcheerleaderhewasforJesus!!!!!Everyonestartedhonking!Ijustleanedoutmywindowandstartedwavingandsmilingatalltheselovingpeople!Ievenhonkedmyhornacoupletimestoshowmylove.
TheremusthavebeenamanfromFloridabacktherebecauseIheardhimyellingsomethingaboutasunnybeach.Isawanotherguywavinginafunnyway,withonlyhismiddlefingerstuckupintheair.ThenIaskedmyteenagesonintheback-seatwhatthatmeant,hesaidthatitwasprobablyaHawaiiangoodlucksignorsomething.Well,I'venevermetanyonefromHawaii,soIleanedoutthewindowandgavehimthegoodlucksignback.Mysonburstoutlaughing...whyevenhewasenjoyingthereligiousexperience!
Acoupleofpeopleweresocaughtupinthemoment,thattheygotoutoftheircarsandstartedwalkingtowardsme.IbettheywantedtoprayoraskwhatchurchIattended,butthisiswhenInoticedthelighthadchanged,soIwavedtoallmysistersandbrothersgrinning,anddroveonthroughtheintersection.
InoticedIwastheonlycarthatgotthroughtheintersectionbeforethelightchangedagainandIfeltkindasadthatIhadtoleavethemafterallthelovewehadshared,soIslowedthecardown,leanedoutofthewindowandgavethemalltheHawaiiangoodlucksign,asIdroveaway.
PraiseTheLordForSuchWonderfulFolks!
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