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U.S.GovernmentPhilosophy:IfItAin'tBroke,FixIt'TilItIs

Beautyisintheeyeofthebeerholder...

Hornbroken.Watchforfinger

NoMatterWhereYouGo,ThereYouAre.

Hewholaughslastthinksslowest.

Everstoptothinkandforgettostartagain?

EatWell,StayFit,DieAnyway.

Yourkidmaybeanhonorsstudent,butyou'restillanidiot.

MyChildCanBeatUpYourHonorStudent.

Coverme.I'mchanginglanes.

StampOutCrime-AbolishtheIRS

I'mnotasthinkasyoudrunkIam.

Lottery:Ataxonpeoplewhoarebadatmath.

DaretokeeptheCIAoffDrugs.

ForgettheWhales,SavetheCowboy.

OldSkiersNeverDie.TheyJustgoDownhill.

MoneyIsn'tEverything,ButitSureKeepstheKidsInTouch.

HappinessistheBallintheFairway.

IbrakeforHallucinations.

Benicetoyourkids.They'llchooseyournursinghome.

Idon'tsufferfrominsanity,Ienjoyeveryminuteofit.

Makeitidiot-proofandsomeonewillmakeabetteridiot

Alwaysrememberyou'reunique,justlikeeveryoneelse.

Illiterate?CallThisNumberforHelp...

WelcometoColorado-NowGoHome

Smile-ItsTheSecondBestThingyoucandowithYourLips.

TellinganOldPersonHe'sUselessisAbortionontheOtherEnd

AskFirstIfTheAnimalWantsToBeKilled

YourMother'sChoicewasPro-Life.[Waah...]

ThisVehicleSwervesandHitsPedestriansatRandom

Gunsmaykill,butImaim.

Lifeisjustlikeabar.

Lastcallcomestosoon.

Tailgaterswillbeshot.

Ifyoudon'tlikemydrivingthenhonk,andwaitforgunshots.

Don'taskwhatyourcustomerscandoforyou,askhowmuchyoucantakethemfor.

DrunkNRAMemberOnBoard.

Ifyoucanreadthis..*SCREECH*thenexpectacallfrommylawyer.

Thosewhoremembertheirweekenddon'tpartyenough.

Ialwaysbeginanewweekthesame.Thedetoxguysevenknowmebyname!

Ialwaysbeginanewweekthesame.Bysayinghellotothedetoxguards.

Guncontrolishittin'whatyoushootat!

WELCOMETONEWHAMPSHIRE,NOWLEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'sNothingDuct-TapeWon'tFix!

Mydogateyourhonorstudent!

Don'tsteal,thegovernmenthatescompetition!

WATCHOUT!Thereisablonddriving.

I'mnotspeedingofficeri'mjustdrivingmycar.

I'mnotfollowingtoclose...itiscalledDrafting

Nexttimewaveallyourfingersatme!

Livelongenoughtobecomeaproblemtoyourkids.

IwouldratherpushaChevythandriveaFord.

Wifeanddogmissing!!Rewardfordog.

Ifgodpaidforoursins,letsgetourmoniesworth!

Heavensscaredofme,andhellthinksI'lltakeover.

Ifyoucanreadthisyou'reTOOclose.

Rosesarered,violetsareblue,I'mschizophrenic,andsoamI.

Loveisgrand...divorceistwentygrand

I'minnoshapetoexercise!

Ifitsnotonethingitsyourmother!

Loveyourneighbor,butdon'tgetcaught!

Iamavirgin(thisisanoldsticker)

Ifyoudosomethingyou'llregretinthemorning...SLEEPTILLNOON!

Don'tdrinkanddriveyoumayhitabumpandspillyourdrink.

EatCanadianlamb...40,000coyotescantbewrong!

Individualistsoftheworld-UNITE!

Don'tbehumble--yournotthatgreat.

Igaveupdrinkingsmokingandsex!thatwastheworst15minutesofmylife.

Illiterate?writeforfreehelp.

Mylawyercanbeatupyourlawyer.

Mymothertoldmetobegood...butshe'sbeenwrongbefore.

Yes,asamaterof
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