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Phrasesyouwishyoucoulduseatwork/school

1.Howaboutnever?Isnevergoodforyou?
2.Idon'tknowwhatyourproblemis,butI'llbetit'shardtopronounce.
3.I'mnotbeingrude.You'rejustinsignificant.
4.Iseeyou'vesetasidethisspecialtimetohumiliateyourselfinpublic.
5.No,mypowerscanonlybeusedforgood.
6.I'lltrybeingnicerifyou'lltrybeingsmarter.
7.I'moutofmymind,butfeelfreetoleaveamessage...
8.Idon'tworkhere.I'maconsultant.
9.ItsoundslikeEnglish,butIcan'tunderstandawordyou'resaying.
10.Yousoundreasonable...Timetoupthemedication.
11.Ilikeyou.YouremindmeofwhenIwasyoungandstupid.
12.Youarevalidatingmyinherentmistrustofstrangers.
13.Ihaveplentyoftalentandvision.Ijustdon'tgiveadamn.
14.I'malreadyvisualizingtheducttapeoveryourmouth.
15.IwillalwayscherishtheinitialmisconceptionsIhadaboutyou.
16.Thankyou.We'reallrefreshedandchallengedbyyouruniquepointofview.
17.Thefactthatnooneunderstandsyoudoesn'tmeanyou'reanartist.
18.WhatamI?Flypaperforfreaks!?
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