poor,whenIsawherkickingacandownthestreet,Iasked
herwhatshewasdoing,shesaidMoving.
nasty,herhairyarmpitslooklikeshe'sgot
Buckwheatinaheadlock.
ugly,whensheputsherfacenexttothebowltryingto
hearsnap-crackle-pop,allsheheardwasARGHHHHHHHH!!!
Let'sgetthehellouttahere.
old,sheco-wroteoneofthetencommandments.
poor,theyputherpictureonfoodstamps.
old,sheowesJesusChristaquarter.
old,hersocialsecuritynumberis1.
poor,shecan'tevenpayattention.
poor,shewenttoKentuckyFriedChickenand
lickedeveryoneelse'sfingers.
old,sheknewBurgerKingWhenhewasaprince.
old,she'sgotJesus'beepernumber.
glassesaresothick,whenshelooksatamap,
shecanseepeoplewavingather
ugly,cockroachesgolikethisHI!MOM
poor,whensheheardaboutLastSupper,she
thoughtsheranoutoffoodstamps
old,sheplantedthefirsttreeatCentralPark
old,sheowesFredFlintstoneafoodstamp
ugly,thatyourfathertakeshertoworkwithhimso
thathedoesn'thavetokisshergoodbye.
old,thatwhenshewasinschooltherewasnohistoryclass.
old,shehasapictureofMosesinheryearbook.
old,shewasawaitressattheLastSupper.
poor,whenIringthedoorbellshesays,DING!
poor,sheatecerealwithaforktosavemilk.
hairy,Bigfoottookapictureofher!
skinny,sheturnedsidewaysanddissapeared.
poor,shewenttoMcDonald'sandhadtoput
herfrenchfriesonlay-a-way.
old,sheknewCaptainCrunchwhenhewasaprivate
nearsighted,shecanseethefuture
old,herbirthcertificatesaysExpiredonit.
old,shewasBobDole'sbabysitter
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