Discussingdismembermentoveragourmet
mealseemsperfectlynormaltoyou.
YouthinkthatcaffeineshouldbeavailableinIVform.
Yougetanalmostirresistibleurgetostandandwolf
yourfoodeveninthenicestrestaurants.
YoubelievethewaitingroomshouldbeequippedwithaValiumfountain.
Yousaytoyourselfgreatveinswhenlookingatcompletestrangers.
Youbelievethatunspeakableevilswillbefallyouif
anyonesays,Boyitisquietaroundhere.
Youhaveeverreferredtosomeone'sdeathasa
transfertotheEternalCareUnit.
Youhaveeverhadapatientsay,ButI'mnotpregnant,
Ican'tbepregnant.HowcanIbehavingababy?
Youhaveeverhadapatientlookyoustraightintheeyeand
sayIhavenoideahowthatgotstuckinthere.
Yourmostcommonassessmentquestioniswhat
changedtonighttomakeitanemergencyafter
6(hours,days,weeks,months,years)?
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