2.Blowyournoseandoffertoshowthecontentsofyourkleenextootherpassengers.
3.Grimacepainfullywhilesmackingyourforeheadandmuttering,'Shutup,dammit,allofyoujustshutUP!'
4.Whistlethefirstsevennotesof'It'saSmallWorld'incessantly.
5.SellGirlScoutcookies.
6.Onalongride,swaysidetosideatthenaturalfrequencyoftheelevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crackopenyourbriefcaseorpurse,andwhilepeeringinsideask:'Gotenoughairinthere?'
9.Offernametagstoeveryonegettingontheelevator.Wearyoursupside-down.
10.Standsilentandmotionlessinthecorner,facingthewall,withoutgettingoff.
11.Whenarrivingatyourfloor,gruntandstraintoyankthedoorsopen,thenactembarrassedwhentheyopenbythemselves.
12.Leanovertoanotherpassengerandwhisper:'Noogiepatrolcoming!'
13.GreeteveryonegettingontheelevatorwithawarmhandshakeandaskthemtocallyouAdmiral.
14.Oneword:Flatulants!
15.Onthehighestfloor,holdthedooropenanddemandthatitstayopenuntilyouhearthepennyyoudroppeddowntheshaftgo'plink'atthebottom.
16.DoTaiChiexercises.
17.Stare,grinning,atanotherpassengerforawhile,andthenannounce:'I'vegotnewsockson!'
18.Whenatleast8peoplehaveboarded,moanfromtheback,'Oh,notnow,damnmotionsickness!'
19.Givereligioustractstoeachpassenger.
20.Meowoccasionally.
21.Bettheotherpassengersyoucanfitaquarterinyournose.
22.Frownandmutter'gottago,gottago'thensighandsay'oops!'
23.Showotherpassengersawoundandaskifitlooksinfected.
24.Sing'Maryhadalittlelamb'whilecontinuallypushingbuttons.
25.Holler'Chutesaway!'whenevertheelevatordescends.
26.Walkonwithacoolerthatsays'humanhead'ontheside.
27.Stareatanotherpassengerforawhile,thenannounce,'You'reoneofTHEM!'andmovetothefarcorneroftheelevator.
28.Burp,andthensay'mmmm...tasty!'
29.Leaveaboxbetweenthedoors.
30.Askeachpassengergettingonifyoucanpushthebuttonforthem.
31.Wearapuppetonyourhandandtalktootherpassengers'through'it.
32.Startasing-along.
33.Whentheelevatorissilent,lookaroundandask'isthatyourbeeper?'
34.Playtheharmonica.
35.Shadowbox.
36.Say'Ding!'ateachfloor.
37.Leanagainstthebuttonpanel.
38.Say'Iwonderwhatallthesedo'andpushtheredbuttons.
39.Listentotheelevatorwallswithastethoscope.
40.Drawalittlesquareonthefloorwithchalkandannouncetotheotherpassengersthatthisisyour'personalspace.'
41.Bringachairalong.
42.Takeabiteofasandwichandaskanotherpassenger:'Wannaseewhainmuhmouf?'
43.Blowspitbubbles.
44.Pullyourgumoutofyourmouthinlongstrings.
45.Announceinademonicvoice:'Imustfindamoresuitablehostbody.'
46.Carryablanketandclutchitprotectively.
47.Makeexplosionnoiseswhenanyonepressesabutton.
48.Wear'X-RaySpecs'andleersuggestivelyatotherpassengers.
49.Stareatyourthumbandsay'Ithinkit'sgettinglarger.'
50.Ifanyonebrushesagainstyou,recoilandholler'Badtouch!'
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