2.Doinfantsenjoyinfancyasmuchasadultsenjoyadultery?
3.Howisitpossibletohaveacivilwar?
4.IfGoddroppedacid,wouldheseepeople?
5.Ifonesynchronizedswimmerdrowns,dotherestdrowntoo?
6.Ifyouatepastaandantipasta,wouldyoustillbehungry?
7.Ifyoutrytofail,andsucceed,whichhaveyoudone?
8.Whyarehandbasketcalledhandbasketinsteadofassteroids?
9.Whyisitcalledtouristseasonifwecan'tshootatthem?
10.Whyisthealphabetinthatorder?Isitbecauseofthatsong?
11.Wherearewegoing?Andwhat'swiththishandbasket?
12.Iftheblackboxflightrecorderisneverdamagedduringaplanecrash,whyisn'tthewholedamnairplanemadeoutofthatstuff?
13.Whyisthereanexpirationdateonsourcream?
14.Ifmanevolvedfrommonkeysandapes,whydowestillhavemonkeysandapes?
15.ThemainreasonSantaissojollyisbecauseheknowswhereallthebadgirlslive.
16.Iwenttoabookstoreandaskedthesaleswoman,Where'stheself-helpsection?Shesaidifshetoldme,itwoulddefeatthepurpose.
17.Ifallthosepsychicsknowthewinninglotterynumbers,whyaretheyallstillworking?
18.Shouldcrematoriumsgivediscountsforburnvictims?
19.Ifamuteswears,doeshismotherwashhishandswithsoap?
20.WhosecruelideawasitforthewordLisptohaveaSinit.
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